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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	357152	Emeralds Found:	2835
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2304	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	74
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5685	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Potions Brewed:	102
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.