Cellar Boxing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

geo, Short Interest, Daily Reminder, smp, Current Trade Halts

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Gamestop hustle, Avoid DSPP, Isolation Edition, Short Restrictions, Current Trade Halts

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

DD Compilation, reddit DDs, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Citadel becomes insolvent, gme

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Earthworm, Minecraft, Basic Information, Gamestop hustle, gme

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Avoid DSPP, GameStop Investor Site, SEC GME report, Rugpulled, Gamestop hustle

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

MeadowCalm Oasis

inventory, Quiet, PvP, Protective plugin, Discord

MeadowCalm

Description: MeadowCalm is a chill survival server on Version 1.21.1. It’s all about hanging out with pals and having a good time without stress.

Key Points:

Keep your stuff when you die
PVP is on
Protective plugins for doors
Get protection for your home

Check out the discord for more info!

mc.meadowcalm.fr

EmpireCraft Kingdoms

Minions, Survival, Votes, Jobs, Features

EmpireCraft

Join EmpireCraft now to pick from 2 modes: Survival or Skyblock.

Lots of cool stuff like votes, rewards, jobs, minions, and more.

212.192.28.183:25589

Oasis Realms – Craftopia

OasisRealms, Builders, Towny, adventurers, minecraft adventure

Oasis Realms

Welcome to OasisRealms, where creativity meets community! Join the fun in our Minecraft server with Towny gameplay, cool items, and lots of stuff to do for builders, explorers, and traders. Whether you’re a pro or just starting, our server is made for a fun, fair, and special time.

oasisrealms.xyz

ChunkCraft Minecube

Craft, Minecraft, One Chunk Server, Vanilla, Survival

Minecube Server Information

Minecraft’s 1st One Chunk Server!

Build in your own chunk, or invite friends. Craft, build, survive, vanilla. Fresh one-chunk survival, skyblock with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Join the community, start your adventure! 🙂

play.minecube.org

Nonsense Club: Anarchy Fun

Community, Survival, multiplayer, HACKING, club

The Nonsense Club

Whitelisted minecraft anarchy server with only 1 rule; No hacks allowed. Join now (if you’re 16+)!

195.16.73.42