Cellar Boxing – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DOOMPs, DRS Guide, DSPP, Edition, Equity Total Return Swaps, Failure to delivery, Fio, Futures Roll Periods, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, geo, Geo Neo Fio Edition, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, ITM CALLs, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, neo, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Interest, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DiamondDoge, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, ISOLATION, Isolation Edition, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, Gaming, gme, guerilla, HF broker class action lawsuit, Mandatory study time, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, Red Faction: Guerilla Edition, reddit DDs, RedFactionMC, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Andreana, arknights, beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Firewhistle, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Kirara, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Min, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Misaligned Sightseer, Nightingale, Papyrus, Pozyomka, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, smp, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Toddifons, United, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, BlockPartyCraft, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, international politics, iran, Islamic Jihad, Ismail Haniyeh, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional instability, response, RETALIATION, right time, security threats, Server

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.

we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!

so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!

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GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

activism, Amsterdam, anti-war, art, Conflict, controversial, Expression, free Gaza, GazaCraft, Graffiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Netherlands, Political, protest, public art, social justice, solidarity, Statue, Statues, taggers, United, Vandalism

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

addiction, alcohol use disorder, amygdala, anxiety, biological response, brain responses, gender, gender differences, giggles, greater risk, Men, mental health, neural response, Risk, sips, stress, stress response, stress triggers, stress-related alcohol use, stress-related alcohol use disorder, stressful, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, triggers, Women

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

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AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

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Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

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CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

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RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

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DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

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