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Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server

Androids, Anime, Battles, Cell, cell max, Crafty, Destruction, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Evil, Fusion, Hirudegarn, Manga, Minecraft, moro, Namekian, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, Similarities, strength, Transformations, Villains

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	2093	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can battle against evil creatures like Moro, Cell, and even Hirudegarn! But wait, there’s more! We also have a special Cell Max boss battle where you can test your skills and see if you have what it takes to defeat the ultimate villain. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, goku, Manga, minecrafty, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Shenron, Super, Super Saiyan, TORIYAMA, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3279	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk by. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, plotting to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever finds it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

Anime, Battles, buu, Cell, Character customization, CREEPERS, dlc, Dragonball, DragonCraft, endermen, fighting games, Frieza, goku, Kamehameha, multiplayer, power, power levels, Saiyan, story mode, Super, Super Saiyan, Tournaments, Transformations, Vegeta, video games, Wishlist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4784	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Tell Stories!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3736	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1384
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.

What are Minecraft servers like Nova Anarchy ?

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

2b2t: Known as one of the oldest and most infamous anarchy servers in Minecraft, 2b2t offers a similar experience to Nova Anarchy with its lack of rules and emphasis on total freedom for players.
Constantiam: Another popular anarchy server, Constantiam boasts a large and active player base, as well as frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
Minewind: With a focus on survival and PvP gameplay, Minewind offers a challenging anarchy experience for players who enjoy testing their skills against others in a lawless environment.
EarthMC: For those who prefer a server with a bit more structure, EarthMC offers a unique geopolitical simulation experience within the Minecraft world, allowing players to create and manage their own nations.
9b9t: Similar to 2b2t, 9b9t is a long-standing anarchy server with a dedicated community of players who enjoy the freedom to build, explore, and compete without restrictions.

nova-anarchy.net

BrootTime server Minecraft

atmosphere, BrootTime, Community, Competitions, cooperation, donation system, Events, Friendly, gameplay, joint projects, Minecraft, Moderators, Prizes, PvP, recognition, Server, Stability, Support, Tournaments, Unique

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

? Welcome to the Minecraft BrootTime server! ?Are you looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Then you definitely need to check out BrootTime! Our team has created the perfect place for players, where everyone will find something special.? What makes us different?

Unique Gameplay: Experience our special game modes that make every session unique. Join in exciting PvP battles!Friendly Community: We have an atmosphere of friendship and cooperation! Meet like-minded people, participate in joint projects and create unforgettable memories.Regular events and competitions: Every month we hold exciting tournaments, competitions for the best buildings and other exciting events! Win prizes and get recognition!Donation system without Pay-to-Win: Support the server and get unique useful things, but our players can enjoy the gameplay without having to spend money.Support and stability: We are always in touch! Our team of moderators guarantees safety and a comfortable time on the server. Play without lags and technical glitches!? Join us! ?Create your own world, compete with other players and enjoy everything we have to offer. Visit BrootTime and become part of our wonderful community!? We are waiting for you! Don’t miss the chance to become part of BrootTime!

mc.BrootTime.ru

Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

comparison, Conspiracy Theory, Content Creation, cybernetic women, drawing, halloween stream, neon light, Purple, robotic women, rrat, silly, streaming, TTS voices, twitch, vshojo, zen, zentreya, ZentreyasZoneSamainMinecraftSMP, Zone, zone-sama

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Potions Brewed:	143
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3315	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	762618	Votes:	6423
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!