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  • CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun

    CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1367
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mines Excavated: 4168
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

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    come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!

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  • Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

    Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7348
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3414 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Votes: 6116
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

    JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9452
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

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  • TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

    TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9228
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2921 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

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  • The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9958
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1141 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

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  • ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

    ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

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  • JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

    JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5730
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Crops Grown: 7803
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Votes: 2882
    Ores Mined: 1110 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

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  • Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7484
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

    So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

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  • ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

    ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5379
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 New Chunks Explored: 653614
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Enchantments Applied: 70
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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  • HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

    HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1335
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 212
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

    Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

    Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1763
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mines Excavated: 4836
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 492 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Emeralds Found: 8028 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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