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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 682 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!