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Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	235
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	6388	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	2576
Mines Excavated:	4190	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	89
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	975	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!