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Born Too Late Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

Ink About It Minecraft SMP – Ika Musume De Geso

adorable, Anime, Cephalopod, comedy, cute, de geso, funny, geso, humor, Ika, Ika Musume, ink, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, marine life, Minecraft, Musume, quirky, sea creature, slapstick, smp, squid girl, tentacles, Underwater

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	996599	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to collect as much ink as possible because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be like Ika Musume?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater civilization of squid people who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best squid puns. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted ink sacs guarded by a giant squid boss that you can only defeat by challenging it to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into a world of ink-sational adventures! Just don’t forget to bring your squid hat and ink-proof armor, things can get pretty messy around here. GESO!

Dark Gathering Story Time: Minecraft Server

Apparition, Dark, dark fantasy, Gathering, ghost, Haunting, Keitarou, little girl, Medium, Minecraft, Mother, Mystery, Paranormal, seance, Server, spectral encounter, Spirit world, Spirits, Story, story time, Supernatural, Time, Tutor, volume 9, Weekly Dark Gathering, yayoi

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	456743	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Keitarou and Yayoi as they search for spirits in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the spirit that took Yayoi’s mother and earn some cool rewards in the process. Plus, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players – it’s like a never-ending Halloween party! So come join us for a spooky good time and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing mother. Just watch out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun!

Jirai Land Mine Minecraft SMP Girl

DATING, dating preferences, emotional health, emotional instability, emotional well being, emotionally unstable, girl, Jirai, jirai stereotype, Land, land mine, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, personality traits, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, type girls, unstable girls

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	992	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

Are you tired of boring, stable relationships in Minecraft? Do you crave the excitement of dating a “land mine” type girl who keeps you on your toes? Look no further than our SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and unpredictable reactions. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn? Come join us and see if you can handle the jirai stereotype in all its glory!

Bros Body Type Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type called the “Bro Bod”! That’s right, your character will be ripped with muscles and ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us and show off your Bro Bod to all the other players – they’ll be mirin’ for sure!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground club where only the most elite players can gain access. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures hidden deep within the club, waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to enter. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the underground club?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our special “Troll Mode” where everything in the game is flipped upside down and inside out. You’ll have to navigate through a world of chaos and confusion, but the rewards are well worth it. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Greecey Minecraft SMP Luxembourger Turkey Chile Dog

Beverages, Chile, comfort food, czech mix, dog, exotic flavors, fast food, Fiji, food cravings, greasey luxembourger, Greecey, guilty pleasures, indulgent treats, international cuisine, Luxembourger, malta shake, mexicoke, Minecraft, satisfying meals, savory dishes, smp, SNACKS, somoas, sweet treats, turkey, turkey chile dog, unique snacks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ores Mined:	3467	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop shenanigans.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who can speak in ancient alien languages. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (most of the time).

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head over to our virtual food court where you can order all sorts of ridiculous food items like a greecey luxembourger or a turkey chile dog. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the most insane adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, Country, Crafty, culture, customs, DATING, emotions, Expectations, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, relationship, romance, Server, society, Status, Traditions, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	3014	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is just a myth and everyone is only out for money and status? Well, look no further because on our server, love is the name of the game!

Join us for a wild ride where players can find their true Minecraft soulmate and build a virtual life together. Who needs diamonds when you have love, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you find your Minecraft soulmate, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all other players.

But be warned, not everyone on the server is looking for love. Some players are just in it for the money and status, so watch out for those gold diggers! Join us today for a unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and relationships in the virtual world.

Yes I L.ove Dooby. Reason Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where cuteness reigns supreme! Our server is filled with adorable animals, colorful blocks, and the most kawaii builds you’ve ever seen. Join us if you want to experience the most precious and lovable Minecraft world out there!

But beware, our server is not all rainbows and sunshine. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with evil bunnies plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. Will you be able to stop them and save our precious world?

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with fluffy sheep, cuddly pandas, and the most heartwarming friendships you’ll ever make in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this adorably epic adventure!

Lia’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, charms, Cytube channel, daki pillow, Divegrass team, Freak-or-Treat, Halloween merch, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, never watch other girls., phase connect, Phase cover, pins, PRINTS, Server, stands, video games, VOD suggestions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crops Grown:	3669
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Star Shards Collected:	195

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in town, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ, where NO GIRLS are allowed (unless they’re as awesome as Lia, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lia is a character in Mint Fantome’s Freak-or-Treat game – how cool is that? And have you seen the new Phase cover that Lia appears in? It’s epic! Plus, Lia has her own plushie, daki pillow, shirts, charms, pins, stands, prints, and so much more available for sale. You can even preorder her official Halloween merch – talk about spooktacular!

But that’s not all – Lia will be deep diving into video games that were never made on Monday Night Lia streams. And if you’re new to Lia and looking for VOD suggestions, we’ve got you covered with our Lia Liker Vault.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where only Lia’s love is allowed and watching other girls is strictly forbidden. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Unsettling Locations In Video Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	95	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take unsettling locations in video games to a whole new level! Join us if you dare to explore haunted mansions, creepy forests, and eerie caves filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs and create bizarre potions with unexpected effects. Who knows what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll come up with!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles that will push your skills to the limit. From giant spiders to mutant zombies, you never know what monstrous creature will come crawling out of the shadows next.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a spine-chilling adventure like no other. Just remember to bring a torch and a sword – you never know what horrors await you in the darkness!