we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!
So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.