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PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

#dare, astronomical, Astronomy, black and white, celestial event, challenge, Copy, cosmic spectacle, eclipse, lunar eclipse, natural beauty., once in a lifetime, Phenomenon, PRETEND, rare event, serious, SeriousCraft, sky watching, solar eclipse, trolling, unique perspective, Usa, view

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

#Vendela, Adventures, akg, Andreana, arknights, Battles, blocky, Cardigan skin, cement, Chestnut, Delphine, Edition, Epic, Fiammetta, hoederer, Horn, Humus, ines, Join, Minecraft, paprika, passenger, Quercus, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Emeralds Found:	574

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

ayo, court proceedings, CraftyCreeperz, criminal investigation, emotional turmoil, Evidence, false accusations, family tragedy, fashion, fighting for justice, Grief, heartbreaking situation, hilarious, Innocence, innocence proven, justice system, legal battle, legal defense, murder trial, shows, special needs, THE EVIDENCE WILL MUHFUKKING SHOW, tragic loss, truth revealed, Vindication, wrongful accusation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

Cheaters, episode 2, isekai, Isekai Life, kara Cheat datta, Kouho, Life, Lv2, Mattari, Minecraft, Motoyuusha, Paradise, Sequel, soon, waifu, Wolf

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	108303	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

banter, Bigotry, blocky, controversial topics, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Land, lols, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithets, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

Adventure, Architecture, beauty, Breathtaking, culture, discovery, Diversity, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, landscapes, meets, Minecraft, Mountains, Pakicraft, Pakistan, South Asia, Stunning, tourism, travel, unexpected, vibrant, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	7434
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

#AmanogawaShiina, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #HakushikaIori, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KanekoLumi, #LiaAshelia, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #UtataneNasa, Adventure, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, PCG, PhaseConnect, Ultimate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	91685
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

Adventure, Baldur’s Gate 1, Baldur’s Gate 2, Baldurs, baldurs gate, character creation, classic, Combat, computer games, Crafty, CREEPERS, dungeons and dragons, Exploration, explosions, FANTASY, gameplay, Gate, Gatekeepers, learning, Magic, meets, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, rules, strategy, Tactics, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, air pollution, air pollution control, air pollution effects, air quality, air quality standards, air toxins, airborne, Blockheads, breathing problems, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fog, health effects, lung health, Pollutants, pollution control, respiratory health, respiratory issues, respiratory system, smog, smog alert

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!