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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 148 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
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but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
