Celiac’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Celiac’s, Communication, Cooking, Dino nuggets, family drama, Family Reunion, Fish, Ham, Keto, Kosher, Maturity, menu planning, Minecraft, Oscar Meyer, picky eaters, Server, smoker, Thanksgiving, turkey, TurkeyTales, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	8655	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ores Mined:	8727

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	245
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3139
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Farms Harvested:	196
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7981

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	126	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?