Celiac’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Celiac’s, Communication, Cooking, Dino nuggets, family drama, Family Reunion, Fish, Ham, Keto, Kosher, Maturity, menu planning, Minecraft, Oscar Meyer, picky eaters, Server, smoker, Thanksgiving, turkey, TurkeyTales, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	2649
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1297
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Items Found:	3938
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4350
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7827
Players Killed by Monsters:	4406	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	2244
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!