Celestial Mechanics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

smp, planetary defense, planetary science, astronomical calculations, rogue objects

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!

And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

planetary collisions, space exploration, planetary dynamics, Space, Charon

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

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GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

60k a year, Strictly, political Twitter, loans, Asylum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

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CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness & Memes

Pretender Hephaestion, Training Grounds, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Strengthening quests, New Mission Release Campaign

🌟🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮🔥🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us now and receive a login bonus that includes 3 SQ, 1 Golden Apple, 10 Crystallized Heroic Spirit (5 ATK, 5 HP) and 2M QP! Plus, the chances of obtaining Great (x2) and Super Success (x3) while strengthening your Servant will be doubled! Who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! All Ember Gathering and Training Grounds will be open for your enjoyment. And guess what? The scenario for this event was written by Kinoko Nasu himself! How cool is that?!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have limited-time collab events where you can summon Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Caster Daikokuten, Foreigner Voyager, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, and Caster Miyu Edelfelt! These servants are so rare, you won’t want to miss out!

Join us for the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Mahoyo x FGO collab where you can meet Kenji Akabane, Yuusuke Kobayashi, Minami Tanaka, and Haruka Tomatsu! It’s going to be a blast!

Don’t miss out on the New Mission Release Campaign Part 6 where the AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests will be halved! It’s going to be a wild ride!

And let’s not forget about the Lady Avalon Pickup Summon where you can get your hands on the limited 5* Pretender Lady Avalon and the permanent 4* Pretender Hephaestion! These servants are so powerful, you’ll be unstoppable!

Join us now and receive a Spring Novice Master Support Campaign 2024 present that includes 5 Summon Tickets, 12 SQ, 1 Rare Prism, 5 Golden Apples, and 5 Silver Apples! It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most EPIC adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you! 🎮🔥🌟

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Crafty Correspondence

Pets, Communication, snail mail, love, Writing

Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

– We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

series, Listen, Enjoy, animation, Adventure

Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

kik, Anymore, #LookingForMoreSet, #TradingForCT, CT

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

lazulight, iluna, Graduated Livers, Community, obsydia

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

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Blocky Time Warp

release date, long wait, Gaming Community, game development, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

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Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

dreams, Life, Confidence, Conflict, russia

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

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