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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	388597	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	923	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

mc.craftara.net

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!