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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	602
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

Volex

Adventure, alliances, armor, Battles, Cracked, Cross-Play, Empire, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Rogue, RPG, Sandbox, Solo, Survival, Unique, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	482	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!

88.99.91.253:50020

Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

addiction, coping mechanisms, drink, embarrassing secrets, Erotic Roleplay, grocery stores, leisure activities, mental health, Minecraft, neighbors, new hobbies, nosy, nosy roommates, ONLINE, online activities, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy concerns, pyrocynical level degeneracy, self-care, Server, social anxiety, stress relief, unsustainable, Walks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, general, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchantments Applied:	102	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SunkenPvP

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

SunkenPvP is a Cosmic Test server featuring unique Custom Enchants, Custom Masks.. Pets and much more! We currently offer a KitMap, Factions claiming/McMMO Boss fights the list goes on! Looking for staff you can apply in our discord server or message a staff member in game! Come and have some fun we are currently doing a trial release to build a playerbase.

145.239.4.191:2009

Manga Catch-Up Minecraft Server

7/10, catching up, catchup, finally finish, good fap material, hentai, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, production values, Server, shame

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	9081
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of waiting for new manga chapters to come out? Are you looking for a server where you can discuss all the latest plot twists and character developments while also enjoying some quality fap material? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have built a replica of your favorite manga world complete with all the sexy characters you love. Our production values may be questionable, but hey, who needs high-quality hentai when you have a server full of like-minded fans ready to chat and play together? Join now and let the fapping begin!

AI Policy Governance Minecraft SMP

AI policy, Artificial Intelligence, career development, career goals, Ethics, ethics in tech, future planning, future trends, Governance, Government, innovation, law school, long-term planning, Minecraft, PhD, policy, policy making, Regulation, silicon valley, smp, strategy, Technology, think tank

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of Silicon Valley running amok and screwing everyone over with their tech shenanigans? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to taking them down in the most epic way possible!

Forget law school or a PhD, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to show those tech giants who’s boss. Build your own think tank in the form of a massive castle, recruit an army of villagers to do your bidding, and create AI policies that will make even the most advanced redstone contraptions jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your quest to become the ultimate AI policy/governance warrior. Silicon Valley won’t know what hit them!

Fenechost Dojo

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you looking for an epic Minecraft experience that combines fun gameplay, an active community, and tons of exciting features? Look no further! At fenechost Dojo , we offer a custom-built world that’s tailored to players like you, whether you’re into PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, or Creative gameplay.

fenechost.store

Warzone Warriors Minecraft Server

aggression, breeding aged males, carnage posts, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Global, head start, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tempting, US, War, Warriors, warzone, weapons, ww3

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the impending doom of World War III? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember that the US is on the brink of chaos. We have a special feature where you can turn your Minecraft character into a “carnage beast” and unleash havoc on all the other players. Who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join us now and let’s forget about the end of the world together!

Competing White Women Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, COMPETING, Competition, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality movements, feminism, gender equality, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Minecraft, minority voices, Privilege, Racial equality, representation, smp, Social Issues, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white women are dominating the landscape? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – rainbow unicorns! That’s right, these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? Only players who join our server can ride them into battle against the evil white women who think they rule the world. Join us now and show those basic ladies who’s boss!