Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

dino nugget, missed opportunity, itchy balls, Balls, live performance

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Riku’s Million Dollar Sports Car Adventure

high-end car, Dollar, wealthy lifestyle, expensive ride, Adventure

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even Riku Tazumi drives around in his million dollar sports car! 🚗💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, cows that can breakdance, and zombies that moonwalk instead of attacking you!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine is our head moderator and he gives out free diamond armor to all new players!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy Minecraft world! 🤪🔥

Boredom MC: Chill Craft SMP!

vanilla gameplay experience, Craft, Content Creator Perks, Grief Recovery Solutions, cross-platform communication

Boredom MC [SMP]

Mature Community | Whitelist | HermitCraft-Like | Version: 1.21.5

Server Status: Online Cracked Accounts: Not Supported

Check Out Our Trailer!

Watch Here

Join Us!

Website: boredommc.com
Discord: Join Us

Important Notes:

Season 5 Start Date: January 3rd, 2025
Content Creators Welcome! Mention in your app and link your Discord.

Streamers: Follow server rules and apply normally. Perks based on your content and following. Use /kit creator in-game for info.

Why Join Boredom SMP?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay: With some HermitCraft-style packs.
Active Community: 20-30 players online.
Grief Recovery: Thanks to CoreProtect.
Cosmetic Donations: No pay-to-win!
Helpful Staff: Always ready to assist.
Creative Server: For all members.

What to Expect:

Close-knit, respectful players.
Fun events and contests.
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average.
Community projects.
A long-term home for all players.

Server Details:

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.5+]
Host Specs: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Join a community that loves Minecraft!

Beyond The Block SMP: Fun Awaits!

smp, Realms, creative building challenges, PvP combat options, player-driven economy

# Beyond The Block [SMP] 🌍

Looking for a chill place with cool folks? Join our fun survival world with neat twists!

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## 🔥 Main Features

– ✨ Starter Spawn Area: Free kits to kick off your quest! – 🏡 Land Claims: Keep your builds safe with our claim system. – 🐉 Myths & Dragons: Tame and ride epic dragons! – 🏃 Hiker’s Friend: Move fast and jump high. – 🧢 Craftee Companion: Get special hats, X-ray goggles, and handy tools. – 🏰 Custom Structures: Find unique dungeons and cool spots. – ⚔️ PvP Enabled: Fight with others outside claims if you want. – 👨💼 Adult Staff: Friendly and grown-up team to help.

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## 📲 How to Join

1. Launch Minecraft Bedrock Edition. 2. Go to Play → Friends → Join Realm. 3. Join our Discord for the Realm Code and to meet the crew: Join Discord

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Helianthus SMP: Play & Role!

Play, thrilling exploration quests, player-driven economy, Collaborative Dungeon Raids, cooperative survival challenges

Helianthus SMP

Join the Fun! A cool Minecraft server where folks can play together. Keep the game alive and enjoy a slower, tougher ride. Teamwork is key!

Houses

Adamant: The big miners and builders.
Demeter: Nature lovers, all about farming.
Theurgy: Magic users and treasure seekers.

Difficulty Levels

Normal: Start hard but fair. Work with your House.
Hard: First player hits the Nether? Things get rough.
Extreme: Reach the End and face real chaos. But hey, everyone’s strong by then!

Role Play Features

Player-led Houses and laws that change the game.
Trade wars and battles for land.
Resources are few. Trade or take what you need!

Server Details

Smart Mods for fun play and tough times.
Auto restarts and a smooth Linux server. No lag!

Get Ready! The server opens next week. Join the Discord for more info: Discord Link

ResistanceMC: PVE Fun Awaits!

rewarding loot systems, dynamic world events, PvE, creative building opportunities, challenging mob encounters

Welcome to ResistanceMC!

Freshly wiped today! Join our survival server with cool features, epic bosses, and fun minigames! 🎮

We have around 10 active players now. This server was once home to 50+ players! Come be part of the fun!

What We Offer:

🏆 Boss Dungeons: Face strong MythicMobs!
🔒 Grief Protection: Build safe with pals!
💰 Economy & Custom Enchants: Trade and power up!
🛠️ Standard Survival: All the basics you love!
✅ Survival with a Twist: Tiered mobs roam the world!
⚔️ Warzone PvP: Risk it all for sweet loot!
🎮 Mob Arena & Minigames: Action and rewards!

Join Us!

We need testers! Help us shape the server before launch. Your feedback is key!

Discord: Join Here

Get ready for fun at ResistanceMC!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Build & Role!

immersive plugin enhancements, CLOSET, interactive event participation, creative worldbuilding adventures, Engaging Character Development

🧹 Janitor’s Closet SMP

[Semi-Vanilla] [Roleplay] {Worldbuilding} {Whitelist} {15+}

♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

JC SMP is a chill spot for roleplay and worldbuilding. Here, players team up to craft a whole fake world, one town, faith, and nation at a time.

Make your own culture, faith, or tale, then watch it grow with others! Be a farmer, a leader, a soldier, or even a cult boss. Just keep it lore-friendly!

What Makes Us JC:

Player-built towns: We like small builds that fit the vibe. Big builds are cool if your story is strong!
Lore is player-made: Events, faiths, and politics come from the players!
Compelling RP: Grow your character with events and lore!
Whitelist-only: Keeps it mature and fun.
Plugins: For better play and fun!

🧽 Season Update – Janitors Closet: Scrubbed

We run in seasons to keep it fresh. Past seasons had some bumps, but we’re back to what made JC fun: cool stories and in-game fun.

If you’re new or a returner, there’s a spot for you!

Join our Discord to apply. Quick form after you read the rules to keep out bad apples.

Discord

Click here to join!

Emerald Isles V SMP 1.21.6 Fun!

Engaging Multiplayer Environment, creative base building, Statistics Tracking Features, Fresh World Start, Emerald Adventure Awaits

🌍 Emerald Isles V [Vanilla] [SMP] {1.21.6}

👋 Hello!

A small crew of about 10 players from North America and Europe have been playing Minecraft for over 6 years. With the new 1.21.6 update, they are kicking off a fresh world and want a few more pals to join!

🏰 What to Expect

Hermitcraft-like fun: Build bases, make shops, play games, and prank each other.
Simple Voice Chat: Chat while you play!
Custom Datapacks:
- Ender dragon drops elytra
- One player sleep

📸 Sneak Peeks

Current World:
New World:

📅 Start Date

Friday, June 20th at 12:00PM PST. They will be inviting folks for the next few days so everyone can join in on this fresh start!

📝 Join Us!

If you want to hop in, please say hi via this form. Thank you!

WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

Evolving Game Dynamics”’, Anarchy, infdev nostalgia trip, multiplayer chaos environment, Vanilla Gameplay Mechanics

Minecraft Server Info

Server Type: Vanilla Anarchy Version: Beta 1.9 Prerelease 2 World Start: Infdev 20100327

Key Features:

IP: 150.136.8.41
No Rules: Just play how you want. No patches, just the real deal.
Updates: Vote each week for the next update.
All Versions: Going through every official version, even the funny ones.

Join the Fun:

Discord: Join us here

Get ready to play!

🏰 FurySquadMC: Build Your Fate!

Customizable Player Experiences, player-driven economy, community-driven events, strategic alliance formations, Thriving Marketplace Dynamics

⚔️ Come Shape History! ⚔️

📖 Java 1.21.6!

🏰 IP Address: fysquadsrv.zemech.com.br:65151
🔗 Discord: Join Us!

🌍 What is FurySquadMC? 🌍

FurySquadMC is a World-building server where you can make your own kingdom, chat with others, and trade stuff.

🏰 KingdomsMC [World-Building] {Roleplay} {1.21.6} {New}

Join us! You can build a mighty kingdom or live a simple life as a farmer. The choice is yours!

Join now and forge your legacy in FurySquadMC! 🏰

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Boredom MC [SMP]

Check Out Our Trailer!

Join Us!

Important Notes:

Why Join Boredom SMP?

What to Expect:

Server Details:

Helianthus SMP

Houses

Difficulty Levels

Role Play Features

Welcome to ResistanceMC!

What We Offer:

Join Us!

🧹 Janitor’s Closet SMP

[Semi-Vanilla] [Roleplay] {Worldbuilding} {Whitelist} {15+}

♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

What Makes Us JC:

🧽 Season Update – Janitors Closet: Scrubbed

Discord

🌍 Emerald Isles V [Vanilla] [SMP] {1.21.6}

👋 Hello!

🏰 What to Expect

📸 Sneak Peeks

📅 Start Date

📝 Join Us!

Minecraft Server Info

⚔️ Come Shape History! ⚔️