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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4514 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1273 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!