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CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	600
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	148
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Votes:	751
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

chainsaw.games

FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	376
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2544	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6817	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

wildtailsmc.net

Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1326
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!