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SnakeoilSurprise Minecraft SMP

fraud, false advertising, bad product, dishonesty, ripoff product

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. We have famous celebrities like Kim Kardashian selling enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for only 100 diamonds. And guess what? Elon Musk is here too, trying to sell us rocket-powered minecarts that can take you to the Nether in 0.69 seconds. It’s absolute madness, but it’s so much fun!

Join our server for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Steve from Minecraft himself. Or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding contest between PewDiePie and MrBeast. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

Sacha Baron-Cohen, Journalism, social commentary, media coverage, Majdal Shams

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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ShingleCraft: Mind Bender

health findings, brain health, long-term effects, shingles history, cognitive impairment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that if you have had shingles in the past, you are 20% more likely to forget where you put your diamonds! it’s like a built-in memory loss feature for added challenge! join now and see if you can remember where you left your house or if you even built one in the first place! who needs cognitive function when you have a pickaxe and a dream?!

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European Legendary SMP

Vanilla, Plugins, Legendary, Cross-Play, EvenMoreFish

Welcome to European Legendary SMP Season 1!

We have many funny and interesting plugins, example McMMO, ClaimBlocks, CustomEnchants, EvenMoreFish, SimpleTPA, RandomTP and alot more !

Come and join with us and enjoy with others!

88.211.212.25

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ChainsawCraft Server

tool repair, chainsaw man, fixing chainsaws, chainsaw troubleshooting, chainsaw problems

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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ShionCraft SMP: The Resurrection of Shion

#youtube, japanese, resurrection, COMEBACK, Shion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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DadDrama Senior Night

Parental Responsibility, emotional manipulation, mistreatment, generational trauma, DadDrama

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation in real life? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can build a virtual family with supportive grandparents and figure skating buddies who will always have your back. No more worrying about who should walk you on senior nights – on our server, everyone is family and everyone is celebrated!

Join now and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn while eating virtual ice cream. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CraftyCash: No Buying Dirt!

money choices, savings goals, financial decisions, Financial Planning, CraftyCash

Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble all your diamonds away! Who needs savings when you can win big (or lose everything) in our virtual casino? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and risk it all for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

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DataMineCraft

data breach, lawsuit, data leak, data breach lawsuit, DataMineCraft

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with 3 billion people’s personal data!!! like, how insane is that?!?! u can build ur own house with their info, make a castle out of their passwords, and even ride a virtual unicorn made out of their credit card numbers!!! it’s like a virtual treasure hunt but with people’s private stuff, so cool, right?!?! join now and be part of the biggest data heist in minecraft history!!!

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Aura Craft

Cross-Play, Heads, killing, Server, Minecraft

This server is a survival server where you can create your own clan. The goal of the server is to have all the heads of the mobs and players by killing them.

91.197.6.173:25600

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