Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.
But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!
So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!
Join us and you’ll get to build a shrine to your celeb crush in the game. I heard someone even made a giant statue of Ryan Reynolds out of diamonds! And if you’re lucky, maybe your crush will magically appear in the game and profess their undying love for you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of Minecraft madness and let’s fangirl over our celebrity crushes together!