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Seething Minecraft SMP Twitter Jericho

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! Chris Jericho has been causing chaos left and right, from building giant statues of himself to starting llama parades through the village. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of Jericho’s wacky schemes. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen! #JerichoSMPMadness

Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5286
Mines Excavated:	3600	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, we have a player who is so famous that he has millions of fangirls ready to swarm and free him from his virtual prison. Will you be able to survive the madness and maybe even become a part of his entourage? Join now for a chance to be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	New Chunks Explored:	235809
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Why Does Joe Rogan Have More Subscribers Than Kyle Kulinski When Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Analytics, Audience, Celebrity, comparison, Competition, content creators, Entertainment, Followers, height, influencer, Joe, joe rogan, Kulinski, Kyle, kyle kulinski, Minecraft, Podcast, Popularity, Rogan, smp, social media, statistics, Subscribers, success

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between Joe Rogan and Kyle Kulinski as they fight for subscribers in a virtual world! Will Kyle’s height give him the advantage, or will Joe’s podcasting skills reign supreme? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the chaos unfold as these two internet giants duke it out in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk will be making a guest appearance to drop some wisdom bombs and maybe even launch a rocket or two. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

Swift Minecraft SMP Actress

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

What’s next for actress Taylor Swift? Well, rumor has it she’s taking a break from the music industry to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Because she heard we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got kicked out for griefing. So if you want to mine with Taylor Swift and battle creepers with Kanye West, join our SMP today!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Items Found:	1244	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

Alexa having fun with a Huge fan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass not only grows, but dances the Macarena every time you walk by!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with a whole coop of those bad boys.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Get your groove on with the creepiest dance partner in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8244
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Celeb Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with rough, hairy legs? Well, look no further because our server is the Smooth Legs Edition!

Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.

So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alien Abductions:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	28470	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!