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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2636 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!