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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7954 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5305 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and wedding invitations you never wanted!
Join us and build your own virtual world where you can cat sit on your own terms and never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends.
Explore our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, because who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Come join us and create memories with friends who will never forget to invite you to the party – unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up. Just kidding, we promise to keep you safe from exploding green monsters.
So why wait for a wedding invitation when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with awkward social situations again? Let’s block and roll, baby!
