Celebrate Obits & Crafting

celebrating life after death, funeral and obituary planning, Crafting, honoring a loved one, remembering the deceased

🎉 Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server of Your Dreams! 🎉

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is picking flowers and building houses with the same dusty old blocks? Well, join us for a wild ride in a realm where the ordinary goes to die and outrageous tales flourish in the pixelated jungle!

🚨 Reason #1: The Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party 🚨 Ever wanted to be the life of the party while looking like an oversized spectral lizard? Here, we host the Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party every Friday! Just think: you’ll fly around, dodging arrows and dropping dragon breath while dressed in style! It’s a fashion statement AND a tactical advantage!

👽 Reason #2: Obituary Obstacle Course 👽 What happens when you mix crafting tables, lava, and a blue-haired villager who forgot his “Yes, I’m totally normal!” t-shirt? A death-defying parkour challenge, of course! Get ready to celebrate your closest friends’ obituaries as you tumble through the most insane obstacle course. First to the finish gets a golden gravestone—a trophy of glory for your epic failure!

🌌 Reason #3: Creeper Karaoke Night! 🌌 Grab your enchanted microphone because every Saturday night we unleash the karaoke monster! Join a Creeper for a night of musical mayhem while dodging ‘boom-booms’ and belting out your favorite Minecraft hits. Picture yourself duet-ing with a Creeper while the ground erupts in a pixelated explosion of confetti and glitter—who needs a club when you can rock the stage here?

🐉 Reason #4: The Legendary Pig Races 🐉 Have you ever seen pigs wearing tiny helmets racing down a track? No? Well, you haven’t lived! Join the most chaotic sporting event in all of Minecraft, where our racers not only sprint but also throw random items at each other! Bet all your emeralds on your favorite pink speedster, and may the odds be ever in your flavor!

🎈 Reason #5: The Lying Villager Troupe 🎈 Join the ever-misleading Villager Theatre! Watch in awe as they perform Shakespeare but twist it into tales of their exciting “trading adventures.” Was Hamlet really just trying to barter for more emeralds? Who knows! Get ready for drama, unpredictability, and possibly a surprise zombie ambush to keep things interesting. Talk about plot twists!

💥 So why wait? Dive headfirst into the chaos! Your ticket to madness is just one click away. This isn’t just a server; it’s a rollercoaster made of blocks and hilarity! 💥

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MomCraft: AITA Edition

Disappointment, MARRIED, Support, INDEPENDENCE, family dynamics

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

confusion, Muffins, Birthday, Gesture, Server

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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DoorLockSurpriseCraft

Apology, apartment, Communication, Marriage, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

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NoBday4U

mean, Group Chat, fake nice, big family, Jerk

Are you tired of drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life petty arguments behind! No more passive-aggressive comments about your family situation or accusations of being “fake nice.” On our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. And if anyone starts causing trouble, our moderators will swoop in like superheroes to save the day. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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Party Time Minecraft Server

Criminals., Time, rapists, Server, punishment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

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The Night Crew Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Music, socializing, Nighttime Gathering, Dance

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

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Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

original, FRIENDSHIPS, braces, love, Square

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

bear consensus, Programmed, wagmi, down, up

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

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💛Nexvill server in Minecraft❤ Minecraft server

Quests, Conquer, Community, Horizons, Minecraft

Nexvill is a unique Minecraft server where everyone will find something for themselves! Immerse yourself in the exciting world of PvP battles, complete exciting quests and conquer the King of the Hill! Create strong alliances and celebrate important events, such as weddings, with friends. Here you will find a variety of activities, interesting events and a friendly community. Join Nexvill and discover new horizons in the world of Minecraft!

213.171.26.67:19132

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Celebrate

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

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