Cel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

Crafts, cel thread, needlecraft, diy, fabric art

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of rabid chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And that’s just the beginning of the wackiness you’ll encounter on our server.

Once, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake, and now they have to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite out of their walls. Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have the mountain come to life and start breakdancing with them.

But the best part? Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he’s been known to drop some explosive beats.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything – to happen.

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Crafty Cel Blockers: Where Rightcels Roam and Redstone Reigns!

male insecurity, mental health, ENTITLEMENT, Crafty, Cel

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is crafting yet another pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, participate in wacky building competitions where the only rule is to build the most ridiculous structure you can think of, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon hidden deep within the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of flying pigs and talking sheep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “why are rightcels like this?”

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Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

Edition, HopCraft, pet, Hops, Bunny

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

funny last names, unfortunate last name anecdotes, unfortunate last name mishaps, UnluckySurname, weird last names

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

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StreamerFailCraft

streamer fails funny, live streaming blunders, streamer fails compilation, streamer fails reaction time, StreamerFailCraft

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

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Mouth Microbe Mayhem

oral microbiome, bacterial infections, oral cavity, oral microbiota, head and neck cancer

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

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Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

Semi Vanilla, Akoot, organized crime syndicate, fit, Mystery

Welcome to Akoot & Co
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Thriller, eerie, Gripping, Kino

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

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Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

smp, general, Downloads, shitposters, new

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

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BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

love, diy, Creative, Cozy, low budget

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

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