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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	644	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2073	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4315	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	704211	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!