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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?
so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
