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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2024 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.