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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	41780
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	539521	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Runes Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!