WE GOT A CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL BUT NO ONE LISTENS CUZ WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE INVADERS.
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED, THAT’S FOR SURE!
we’ve got exploding ambassadors, flying pigs, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity?! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
so come on, join our server and let the craziness ensue! who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of international politics, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are with creepers and skeletons. build your own empire and conquer the virtual world, because who needs peace when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear, amirite?
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
Survival SMP, no claiming, dungeons, non pay to win, pets, weekly events.
We are newly released, attempting to check for early bugs and get some testing done, feel free to join and join the story that is quitecrafty!
play.quitecrafty.net
At ReeBit, we are dedicated to creating an environment that is enjoyable and competitive for everyone. We take great pride in being a completely non-pay-to-win server, which means that all players have access to the same core gameplay features and can achieve success through dedication and skill.
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| Features |
|---|
| Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. |
| Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! |
| Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes! |
| Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. |
| Can I play solo on the server? | While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience. |
| Are there any in-game events? | Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?
But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).
Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!
Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.