ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?
we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.
join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?
Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!
| Welcome to Eldoria! |
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| We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3 |
| What to Expect: |
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| 24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long |
| Community built spawn |
| Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at! |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Proximity Chat |
| Magic mods |
| And a bunch of other mods to explore! |
Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!
I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server always open? | Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like. |
| Are there any specific mods on the server? | Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore! |
| Is the community welcoming to all players? | Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone. |
Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.
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