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BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight -
HostageHavocMC
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it! -
OJ & Steel Showdown MC
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada! -
Thalassa Server
Thalassa Anarchy Server Essential Info: IP: theserverwont.work Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are brand new No Bans, ever. Do as you will. Friendly anarchy play style encouraged Nonessential info: Server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual content very much discouraged Racist content very much discouraged Hacking very much discouraged Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases FAQ:
Q: What version does the server run on?
A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.
Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?
A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.
Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?
A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.
Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?
A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.
Q: Can I join the server casually?
A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.
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NostalgicNicheCraft
Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget! -
AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other! -
CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!! -
CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.
we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.
so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!