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BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight -
HamasHaltCraft
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party 24/7, man.join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. we’re talking about fighting off an army of zombie chickens led by a giant spider with a top hat. it’s wild, dude.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and unicorns from Narnia. it’s a crazy mix, but we all get along like peanut butter and jelly.
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a ceasefire with Hamas when you can have non-stop fun on our server? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🦄
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Hostage Havoc: No Names, No Peace!
Yo, dis server be crazier than Hamas breakin’ a ceasefire agreement! We got hostages bein’ held by creepers and zombies, but don’t worry, we got the IDF (Incredible Defense Forces) to save the day! Join us and help us strike down them baddies in Gaza… I mean, in our Minecraft world. No names needed, just bring your pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles! Join now or face the wrath of the blocky army! -
HostageHavocMC
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it! -
HostageBlockersCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me! -
CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we make israel cry like a lil baby with our epic battles and crazy builds! we got more explosions than hamas leader touting a ceasefire! join now to be part of the chaos and destruction, just like the oct. 7 atrocities! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
GazaCraft Ceasefire FUN!
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like explosions? do u like chaos? do u like building stuff only to have it blown up? well then boy do i have the server for u. come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of war without any of the consequences.we have factions battling it out for control, epic raids that will leave u on the edge of ur seat, and a community that is as crazy as they come. u never know what will happen next on this server, but one thing is for sure – u will have the time of ur life.
join now and be a part of the action. who knows, u might even become a legendary warrior known throughout the land. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history! -
KelloggCraft: 100 Days War
join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!