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Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6513
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	4030
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6004	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	7267
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	2429	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.