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Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Votes:	7902	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	8355
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	402534	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicon search, F-List, F-List community, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, gossip, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, profile image search, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5753	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	336004

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!