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YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

discussion, diverse representation, Fandom, Female Protagonists, games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Inclusive Gaming, lesbian relationships, LGBTQ, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, niche genres, Opinions, Preferences, romance, Single player, V, video games, visual novels, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

banter, BBC, blocky, British, broadcasting, club, credibility, Excellence, Global, iconic, influential, Integrity, Journalism, Media, Network, News, public service, quality programming, REIGNS, reputation, Superiority, television, television network, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	64
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Farms Harvested:	801
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	4688	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	304058	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	86	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6837
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

A, animation, Anime, Approval, Cool, critique, different, discussion, ED, ending, kaiju, KaijuCraft, Meet, mid, Music, op, Opening, opinion, Soundtrack, Thoughts, Try Hard, Unique, Visuals

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

LolCraft, Server, ZestyTimmys

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!