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LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

APPROVED, CDC, CDC report, community connections, depression risk, emotional well being, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, pandemic effects, public health, social distancing, social isolation, social support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP

Discreet gifts, FlexinUnknowingly, hidden talents, Minecraft, Modest wins, Overlooked assets., Quiet successes, Rare experiences, Secret abilities, smp, Subtle accomplishments, unacknowledged advantages, Unappreciated qualities, Unassuming talents, Uncelebrated achievements, Uncommon skills, Underrated achievements, Understated capabilities, Unique possessions, Unnoticed privileges, Unrecognized strengths, Unrecognized talents, Unseen accomplishments

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5583	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, Appearance, beauty standards, body contouring, body image, body modification, BootyCraft, Butt implants, buttocks, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, Fine, firmness, Implants, muscle tone, physical changes, plastic surgery, sagging, self esteem, wine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	6868
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Enchantments Applied:	258
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1128	Dragon Eggs Found:	797
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

avian, avian flu, biodistribution, H5 avian influenza, immune response, Immunogenicity, influenza prevention, Lipid, lipid nanoparticle, lol, mRNA technology, Nano, nanoparticle delivery, npj Vaccines, self-amplifying mRNA vaccines, vaccine administration, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, vaccine efficacy, vaccine formulation, vaccine production, vaccine research, Vax, viral infections

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, steak

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

application, BalancedRules, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FantasyNations, Game, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Messes, Moderators, newplayers, Newworld, part, PlayerEvents, Plugins, qualityoflife, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, smp, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

KidzCraftKareGone LOL

Babysitting, Boyfriend, Chores, court case, Favor, Fighting, flight risk, friend’s kids, imposition, kids behavior, KidzCraftKareGone, leaving work early, lol, losing mind, messy house, new area, non-refundable flight, peak season, stress, upset friend, watching kids

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re babysitting unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with whining, fighting, and constant battles. Just like watching L’s kids, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Experience the thrill of constantly cleaning up messes and dealing with flight risks – all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs a relaxing gaming experience when you can have the chaotic energy of a house full of misbehaving children?

Join now and see if you can handle the madness. Just like L’s friend, you’ll be questioning your life choices and wondering how things got so out of control. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell afterwards!