Cdc MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CDC Restoration Crew

public service, professionals, public health professionals, Healthcare, digital restoration

come join our epic minecraft server where we have restored the CDC website from before january 20th 2025!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in spreading misinformation and causing chaos in the virtual world! now you can learn about outdated health guidelines and pretend like covid never happened! plus, our team of volunteer professionals will be there to guide you through all the wacky adventures that await you on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s rewrite history together!

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Flu Vax Frenzy 2025

flu season, Effectiveness, Adults, CDC, 41%-55%

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the flu vaccine of gaming servers – it’s gonna protect u from boredom with a VE of 32%-78% in children and adolescents! plus, in adult land, u gonna be shielded with a VE of 36%-55% in outpatient settings and 41%-55% for hospitalization.

come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!

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MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

Epidemic, Complications, Prevention, outbreak, MeaslyCraft

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!

WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!

PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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BirdCowPocalypseMC

data, DELAY, animal to human transmission, people, Surveillance

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE SECRET BIRD FLU COWS THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES! CDC DATA SHOWS THAT OUR SERVER IS THE HOTSPOT FOR EPIC CROSS-SPECIES INFECTIONS AND CHAOS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH APOCALYPTIC MINECRAFT MADNESS! #BIRDFLUCOWS #CDCSECRETS #MINECRAFTMAYHEM

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HealthAlertsMC SMP

infectious diseases, government agencies, medical updates, H1N1, health alerts

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget the CDC and NIH, come join our epic Minecraft SMP for all your health information needs! We got all the latest outbreaks like H1N1, but with a twist – the zombies in our game drop health potions instead of brains! So if you wanna stay healthy and fight off those pesky viruses, join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft medic! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of doctors who are using Minecraft to find a cure for the common cold. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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BirdFluCraft

respiratory virus, viral mutation, BirdFluCraft, avian influenza, global health

come join our epic minecraft server where the only virus you’ll catch is the fun bug! we’ve got mutated birds flying around causing chaos and the CDC is too busy trying to survive to stop us! first person to get infected gets a free diamond sword, because why not? come join the madness and see if you can survive the bird flu apocalypse!

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Bird Flu Minecraft SMP Outbreak

Oregon, Public Safety, highly pathogenic, commercial poultry operation, outbreak

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the bird flu! That’s right, we’ve got highly pathogenic bird flu running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join us as we navigate through a world filled with infected poultry and mysterious outbreaks. Will you be the one to find a cure and save the day? Or will you succumb to the virus and become a feathered fiend yourself?

With 150,000 birds infected and no end in sight, the stakes are high and the adventure is endless. So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the bird flu apocalypse. Just remember, wash your hands and wear a mask – even in Minecraft!

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Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

smp, Rats, ovaries, mRNA bioweapon, Blood-Brain Barrier

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

mental health services, healthcare access, socioeconomic factors, community support, mental illness

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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BlockyAutismFam

family dynamics, neurodevelopmental disorder, behavioral therapy, prevalence, early intervention

come join our cray cray minecraft server where the chances of finding diamonds are higher than the chances of siblings of autistic children being autistic themselves! we have a 20% chance of finding rare loot and a 100% chance of having a blast! the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may show that 1 in 36 children has autism, but on our server, 1 in 36 players find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted goodies! in 2011, the estimate was 1 in 68, but on our server, the estimate is 1 in a million of finding a magical unicorn! so come join us and let’s mine, build, and have the time of our lives! autism who? we only know diamonds and fun!

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