join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!
if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!
join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”
but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!
and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.
| Server Type | Vanilla Whitelisted |
|---|---|
| Player Base | Diverse player base from across the globe |
| Season | Season 2 |
| Update | 1.21 update |
| Communication | Simple Voicechat |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server modded? | No, our server is Vanilla Whitelisted and free from any cheats or mods. |
| How can I join the server? | You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the #whitelist channel. |
| Is there a limit on the number of players? | Yes, we have a whitelist to maintain a positive community. However, we review applications regularly. |
| How can I communicate with other players? | We have Simple Voicechat available on the server for easy communication with other players. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and welcoming environment for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord before joining. |
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re dating a stunning virtual character who suddenly asks you if she can fart on your face. Talk about a plot twist! Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll encounter while playing on our server?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or flatulence), then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a chaotic situation. Your friend’s daughter is stranded in the virtual world, begging for your help because she didn’t have enough diamonds to teleport back home. Will you cancel your own virtual trip to ensure her safety, or will you risk it all for a chance at adventure?
With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy quests to epic battles, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!
Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!
