CCPA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4703
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8443	Votes:	246

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Towns Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!