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CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	8674

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Star Shards Collected:	284
Animals Bred:	162	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6766	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3964

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Votes:	1585	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!