Like, one time, this player was being chased by, like, a million creepers, but then they used our special potion and, like, all the creepers turned into cute little bunnies. It was, like, hilarious!
Also, our server has been proven by, like, scientists to have healing properties. Like, this one player had a bad case of Minecraft-itis, but after playing on our server for, like, a week, they were totally cured. It’s like, better than any medicine out there, dude.
So, like, come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or, like, become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. It’s, like, totally epic, bro!
our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.
come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.
So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?
Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.
Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Unique Approach | No towny or claims plugin, vanilla player-honored system |
| Community | Tight-knit, friendly, drama-free |
| Experience | Vanilla with minor exceptions |
| Security | Robust backups, protection measures against theft and griefing |
| Seasons | Seasons last long for stability and continuity |
| Events | Community-hosted events for participation and fun |
Join our Discord community and follow the application process to become a member.
The server focuses on town-building and community events to foster creativity and collaboration.
Yes, the server maintains a vanilla player-honored system with minor exceptions for gameplay.
Seasons on the server are known to last for stability and continuity, with the latest season just starting.
Yes, the server hosts community events like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges for players to participate in.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.
From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!
Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!
But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!
So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!
