CBitPlays – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
clean comeback, clean insult, clean put-down, clean retort, clever comeback, clever insult, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, CreeperRoastsMC, funny insult, insult, non-obscene insult, non-offensive comeback, non-offensive insult, non-offensive put-down, non-offensive retort, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, sharp insult, witty insult
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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TrumpCraft: Truth Edition
banned, Censorship, current events, digital rights, Edition, free speech, Government, international relations, internet, News, online communication, Platform, Politics, social media, social-networking, Technology, trump, Trumpcraft, Truth, truth social, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, zelenskyy
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Wet Bones, Active Teeth!
Active, active thought, active thought teeth, bone health, bones, bones health, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, health, hygiene, oral health, teeth, teeth health, Voluntary, voluntary teeth, wet, wet bones, wet teeth
join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.
also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.
if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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Carbon Crunch – Plant Panic
#sustainability, atmospheric carbon dioxide, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, Crunch, Earth, Emissions, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, Panic, Plant, Plants, Runaway climate breakdown, Sequestration, soils, study, Tipping Point, Warming climate
LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PLANTS BE LOSIN’ APPETITE FOR CARBON DIOXIDE CUZ DEY ALL LIKE “NAH, WE GOOD” 😂🌿🌱
WE REACHED PEAK CARBON DIOXIDE SEQUESTRATION IN 2008 BUT NOW DEY BE LIKE “NAH, I’M FULL” 😂🌍
COME JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA PLANTS FROM BEIN’ TOO FULL OF CARBON DIOXIDE, OR ELSE WE GONNA HAVE A RUNAWAY CLIMATE BREAKDOWN AND AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT 😂🔥🌪️
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE DA HERO DAT DA PLANTS NEED, OR ELSE WE ALL GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE 😂🌿🦸‍♂️ #SAVEPLANTS #CARBONDIET #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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EnergisMC
Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla
︻╦╤─ – – – – – EnergisMC – – – – – ─╤╦︻ Welcome to our Discardrian for server news: https://discord.gg/ekqdpnaba2
Welcome to Energis, a new server server with incredible buildings And many additional features that diversify the game! The server is on version 1.21.X.
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FlexMC
Anarchy, armor, blocks, Bodybuilding, Character, Combat Skills, Cool Powers, Cosmetics, crate keys, Cross-Play, Custom Bosses, Economy, Endurance, Fair Play, FlexMC, might, Minecraft, Ores, power, Powerful Armor Sets, protective gear, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, strategy, strength, Survival, unique powers, Vanilla
Welcome to FlexMC – where Minecraft meets bodybuilding! Dive into a unique realm where your strength isn’t just measured in blocks and ores, but in power and might. Here’s what makes FlexMC stand out:
Fair Play for All: Say goodbye to pay-to-win mechanics. In FlexMC, you can earn crate keys, ranks, and even the most sought-after armor and cosmetics just by playing. Your time and dedication in the game are truly rewarded.
Custom Bosses: Battle against uniquely designed bosses that test not just your combat skills but also your strategy and endurance.
Powerful Armor Sets with Cool Powers: Each armor set isn’t just a protective gear; it comes with its own unique powers. The more you play, the stronger your character becomes.
flexmc.org

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⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ server minecraft
1.16.5, anti cheats, Auctions, Battles, combat pass, Events, FREE Donat, Furning, Grifur, Minecraft, new version, PvP, PVP AREAS, recipes, Server, Store, Support, Unique, vk, wellcube
⚡⭐⚡ mc.wellcube.space ⚡⭐⚡ A pleasant Grifur project. ️ [Гри Добро пожаловать на сервер WellCube — уникальное место для истинных поклонников Minecraft, где каждый найдет что-то интересное! Если ты любишь приключения, схватки и незабываемые ивенты, то наш сервер создан именно для тебя. WellCube предлагает игрокам возможность погрузиться в захватывающий мир гриферства,где ты сможешь проверять свои навыки в PvP битвах, строить сражения с друзьями и устраивать эпические нападения на вражеские базы. Здесь ты не просто игрок — ты настоящий воин, готовый к любым вызовам! Одним из главных преимуществ нашего сервера является бесплатный донат. Мы понимаем,что игра должна быть доступной для всех, поэтому на WellCube ты сможешь получить множество уникальных привилегий, не тратя при этом деньги. Наша система доната позволит тебе улучшить свои навыки и получить эксклюзивные предметы, которые сделают твою игру еще более яркой и насыщенной. Каждую неделю на WellCube проходят разнообразные ивенты, которые поднимут настроение и позволят тебе заработать редкие награды. Участвуй в захватывающих конкурсах, сражайся в турнирах и испытывай удачу в лотереях! Не упусти шанс прокачать своего персонажа и завести новых друзей в нашем дружелюбном сообществе. Заходи на WellCube и погрузись в мир, полный приключений и неожиданных встреч! Тебя ждут не только сражения, но и возможность проявить свои строительные таланты и расширять свою империю. Присоединяйся к нам, и вместе мы создадим историю, о которой будут говорить еще долго! ⚡ [Наши фишки]> Unique combat pass system> Free donat and cases /Free> Furning> PVP new version> Your recipes> Huge store> Auctions of players> Best support> Powerful Anti-CHETS> Two PVP areas ✌ Connect to us! ✌ Our ipi mc.wellcube.space ✌ version 1.16.5+✌ vk vk.com/wellcubemc
f13.mega-hardcore.ru

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Lurking Schizo Realms 1.21.4
1.21.4, anonymous posting, Community, forum behavior, incoherent rants, ISOLATION, Lurking, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, online anonymity, online behavior, Psychology, Realms, Schizo, schizophrenia, seeking help, social media, stigma, Support, trolling
Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a wild ride through the minds of schizos who post crazy rants that make you question reality. It’s like a trip to the loony bin, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a rollercoaster of madness that you won’t want to miss out on. So come on, join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
controversial statements, current events, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influential figures, international relations, Minecraft, News, nice people, OligarchCraft, Opinions, Politics, president, quotes, russia, Russian oligarchs, Server, Statements, trump, united states, wealthy individuals, world leaders
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.
one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level
Afterlife, Birth, Born, contemplation, death, Die, Existence, ground, ground level, human experience, intermediate value theorem, Journey, LEVEL, Life, metaphysics, mortality, mortality awareness, perspective, philosophy, REBIRTH, Reflection, spirituality, Transcendence, TRANSITION
join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!

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