Like, one time, this player was being chased by, like, a million creepers, but then they used our special potion and, like, all the creepers turned into cute little bunnies. It was, like, hilarious!
Also, our server has been proven by, like, scientists to have healing properties. Like, this one player had a bad case of Minecraft-itis, but after playing on our server for, like, a week, they were totally cured. It’s like, better than any medicine out there, dude.
So, like, come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or, like, become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. It’s, like, totally epic, bro!
And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?
So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.
We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.
And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!
Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.
Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to pixelated happiness with us!
Looking for a server where you won’t be neglected like poor Dorian? Well, look no further! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child.
We promise not to give iPhones to one player and pencils to another. Nope, everyone gets the same epic loot and rewards here. Plus, no tantrums allowed – unless they’re in-game, of course.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a world where everyone is valued and appreciated. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost siblings to team up with on your Minecraft journey!
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.
Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Features |
|---|
| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| easy /spawn access |
| developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active player-based economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules. |
| Are there admin shops or jobs available? | No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs. |
| What is the bedrock connection port? | The bedrock connection port is 63809. |
