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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CraftyCanuck, Economy, Diplomacy, RETALIATION

so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!

UkrainianDroneWars

Defense, military advancements, Ukraine, military strategy, War with Russia

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s drones are actually just a bunch of chickens with jetpacks strapped to their backs ready to take on russia in the ultimate battle for domination! fly around the map causing chaos and mayhem as you try to outsmart your opponents and claim victory for your team. with intense pvp battles, crazy custom weapons, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and show off your skills as a chicken drone pilot extraordinaire!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

labor rights, Minecraft, CraftyCanuck, Canada, Competition

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

SnowballHellCraft

Canadian government, News, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, decision

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

BlockBucksMC, investigation, Money laundering case, financial institution, Banking

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

historic designation, Canada, formal apology, Nations, Server

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE APOLOGIZE TO PIXELATED DAKOTA AND LAKOTA NATIONS FOR BEING CALLED REFUGEES.

WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.

COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.

JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

extremism, iran, global affairs, Listing, PRESSURE

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

RealmCraft Fun Zone

spells and enchants, cooperative trading, community engagement, Combat Enhancements, realmcraft

RealmCraft

RealmCraft is a server made for folks who love to play together. It’s all about economy, player growth, and no griefing.

Keep It Real: RealmCraft sticks to the vanilla vibe of Minecraft but makes it more fun for everyone. There’s more to do and get without changing the core game.
Spells & Enchants: These add some spice to fights.
Changing Worlds: Explore dungeons and find traders in a world that keeps changing.
Trade Shops: Set up shops to trade and chat with other players.

Join in and have a blast!

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