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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

negotiations, international relations, tariff hike, Tariffs, financial penalties

so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!

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UkrainianDroneWars

homegrown drones, defense industry, CBC News, lethal drones, UkrainianDroneWars

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s drones are actually just a bunch of chickens with jetpacks strapped to their backs ready to take on russia in the ultimate battle for domination! fly around the map causing chaos and mayhem as you try to outsmart your opponents and claim victory for your team. with intense pvp battles, crazy custom weapons, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and show off your skills as a chicken drone pilot extraordinaire!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, CBC News, online shopping, Canada, e commerce

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

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SnowballHellCraft

Canada, North America, Politics, Alliance, Partnership

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

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BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

financial institution, pleading guilty, Legal, investigation, penalty

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

North America, ApologyCraft, historic designation, indigenous, reconciliation

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE APOLOGIZE TO PIXELATED DAKOTA AND LAKOTA NATIONS FOR BEING CALLED REFUGEES.

WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.

COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.

JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!

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CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

sanctions, foreign policy, MIDDLE EAST, terrorist group, CBC News

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

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The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1199 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

novella, chapter, novel, chapter 6, Writing

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will shake you to your very core? Look no further, because our server is like a reed shaken in the wind – except this reed is filled with explosive surprises and epic builds! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations that will leave you questioning reality itself. Craftsmanship is key here, but don’t worry, we also accept reeds with a sense of humor. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the best way possible!

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Yellow Girls Minecraft Server

Confidence, positivity, inclusion, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where yellow girls are discriminated against? Fear not, because on our server, yellow girls are not only welcomed, they are celebrated! In fact, our server was founded by a group of yellow girls who were tired of being left out in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with yellow girl power and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of why yellow girls are the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, yellow girls rule the world!

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Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

Entertainment, lighthearted, witty remark, humor, True

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

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