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Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

Adventures, Beirut, Chip, CHIPS, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, happening announcements, Houthis, Isis, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nakba Documentary, News, palestine, Red Sea, sdf militia, smp, syrian arab army, Talmud, tkd, ukmto, us coalition forces, US Marine, Yemen

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

MomHubbyGetALife

birthday forgetfulness, blocked by family, boundary setting, cancer diagnosis, caregiving responsibilities, cat-and-mouse game, communication problems, Emotional distance, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, lack of effort, middleman role, MomHubbyGetALife, mother’s husband, Resentment, stepdad issues, strained relationships, ungrateful accusations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2745	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.

Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

MustHaveMinecraftSMP

Crucial, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential purchase, Fundamental, imperative, important, Indispensable, key, must buy, must have, MUST HAVE Items, must own, must-have products, MustHaveMinecraftSMP, necessary, Needed, obligatory, required, top priority, Vital

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	275
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, care, Charity, climate change, Diversity, Edition, Education reform, environmentalism, equality, Fake, gender equality, gun control, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration reform, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, Political Correctness, poverty alleviation, social justice, Virtue signaling, VirtueCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCon2021

ceasefire talks, Conflict, CreeperCon2021, Diplomacy, Egyptian, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, peace process, political tension, Qatari, regional stability, rejection, Truce, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

Untitled Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer RPG Factions Economy PvPvE Adventure Roleplay Quests Hardcore MMORPG Skyblock Creative Minigames PVE PvPvP Raid KitPvP Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	971	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to Unnamed Lifesteal! A server where you have the ability to steal health from others!

Team up with others, build secret bases, fight other teams and players, craft hearts, become immortal and get rich! If you lose all of your hearts by getting killed or some other way, you will be banned. You can bring banned players back to the game using a respawn beacon! pretty please join

107.5.145.32

MysteryMT

building, Community, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Experience, gameplay, Minetopia, Mini Games, MysteryMT, Roleplay, Server, Trading

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

MysteryMT is the unique Minetopia server with a custom map, active community and varied gameplay. Join for building, trading and exciting events. Live the ultimate Minetopia experience at MysteryMT!

play.MysteryMT.com:1

IpeRIOS – Where you can’t spell ‘serious’ without ‘SMP’ and also ‘McMMO’ and ‘nation wars’ and ‘geopolitics’ and ‘lore’ and ‘dynmap’ and ‘whitelist’

Beginner, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Geopolitics, Government, Griefprevention, income, INFORMATION, Iperios, Laws, Lore, MCMMO, Message, nation, Plugins, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Spell, Staffer, starter, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Potions Brewed:	51	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided on the discord channel.
What can I do in wars?	In wars, you can utilize your refined McMMO skills to fight against other nations and conquer new territories.
Are there specific rules for creating a nation?	You can create your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Follow the provided instructions to start playing on the server.

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, desire, doggy style, exhibitionism, Forbidden, freaky behavior, friends son, kitchen fantasy, kitchen sex, KitchenCraft, Lust, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, older woman, role-play, scandalous, Server, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, wall art, younger man

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP

Clips, Craftmine, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Salvdali, smp, streamable, twitch, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips best moments, twitch clips compilation, twitch clips funny, Twitch clips highlights, twitch highlights, twitch moments, Twitch Stream, twitch videos, video games, world, World of Warcraft, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!