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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5508 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1246 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!