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SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2004
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	244771

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!