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CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item. -
Down Under vs. Maple – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Australia mogs Canada for the most outrageous reasons! Join us if you want to witness kangaroos riding polar bears through snowstorms, koalas challenging beavers to a lumberjack competition, and crocodiles playing ice hockey against moose.Our server is the only place where you can see Steve Irwin and Justin Bieber team up to build the ultimate igloo fortress while battling against a horde of drop bears. Plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of Tasmanian devils who will trade you precious gems for Vegemite sandwiches.
So come on down under to our server and experience the craziest showdown between Australia and Canada that Minecraft has ever seen!
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WeddingWars Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!
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BugCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest mysteries like “Why do we exist?” or “What is the meaning of life?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers you need! Join us and uncover the secrets of the universe while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.Our server is home to a community of players who are all on a quest for enlightenment and diamonds. We have secret underground societies, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a talking cow who claims to have the answers to all of life’s questions (spoiler alert: it’s mostly just mooing).
So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of epic proportions and maybe, just maybe, discover the meaning of it all, then join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find the answer to that burning question that’s been keeping you up at night. Or you might just have a really good time building pixelated houses. Either way, it’s a win-win!
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NoDiamondsNeeded
Are you tired of spending all your lottery winnings on boring stuff like fancy cars and exotic vacations? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your winnings on something truly epic – virtual blocks!Imagine building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, or riding a pig through a lava-filled obstacle course. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its hidden location and claim the loot for yourself?
So why waste your lottery winnings on boring real-world purchases when you could be living it up in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join us today and start building your wildest dreams!
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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin riding a bear into battle against evil nato forces. china is like, totally helping us out by giving us special powers to defeat the enemy. u can be a part of the epic battle and help us conquer the world one block at a time. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. join now or forever be a noob! -
HakoCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate dream catcher! Join us for 3D live events that will blow your mind, like watching original music videos featuring our very own RxRxR and PAKU PAKU SEIBAI. And don’t miss out on our epic covers of LOS LOS LOS and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN – they’ll have you laughing and dancing all day long!But wait, there’s more! Explore our server and discover the mystical world of ZODIAC with our exclusive playlist. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our Pandæmonium playlist for a real adventure. Plus, we have free chat/Vspacer chat where you can connect with other players and share your craziest Minecraft stories.
And if you’re a true fan, don’t forget to grab some limited edition merch like our Hakos Baelz PC Case or official Hololive gear. You’ll be the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Bae herself wandering around in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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Lizzy’s Magic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only magic you see is a lame potion or two? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, you can learn REAL magic! And not just any magic, but the kind that will impress Lizzy Caplan herself! Imagine being able to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding or turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal concert from the one and only Justin Bieber after finding the Diamond Unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your magical journey to impress Lizzy Caplan and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!
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CraftyCashGrab: WasteNotWantNot
Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and never worry about wasting your diamonds on silly things like diamond hoes or golden carrots ever again.On our server, we have a secret shop where you can trade your useless items for rare and valuable treasures. Want to trade in that stack of dirt for a stack of enchanted diamond blocks? No problem! Our shopkeeper is a wizard who can make all your wildest dreams come true.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can compete in a diamond mining competition. The winner gets to keep all the diamonds they mine, plus a special prize like a pet dragon or a flying pig.
So why waste your diamonds on boring purchases when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Come join us today and start living the diamond-filled dream!