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Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Emeralds Found:	3200
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	5568
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Items Found:	5124	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4595	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	7462
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8091	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	590766	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!