Cavemans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4373
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

CabCraft: Clothes Toss

Apology, attitude, awkward silence, CAB, CabCraft, clothes, cough, double date, FaceTime, Fever, Friends, hang out, headache, husband, infectious, phone call, sick, Toss, Virus, virus risk, wrong

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5005	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?

Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!

Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!

TinyDailyBoost | Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Healthy Eating, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, small habits, smp, stress relief, Time management, TinyDailyBoost, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the wacky world of our SMP! And that’s just the beginning – rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Will you dare to join in on the explosive fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Some say he can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his pickaxe. Will you be brave enough to challenge him to a build-off?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you?

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3520

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the one secret you’ve been dying to reveal can finally come to light! Want to confess your undying love for a block of dirt? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a llama with a secret identity as a superhero? We’ve got you covered! Our server is a place where your wildest secrets can come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!

EnergiCraft: World Record Breakers

#sustainability, advancement, breakers, Breakthrough, clean energy, discovery, EnergiCraft, energy revolution, energy source, environmental impact, Future, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, limitless energy, RECORD, renewable energy, research, scientific achievement, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, scientists, Technology, world, World record

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

ok so get this, scientists have like, cracked the code for unlimited energy or whatever and it’s like, a freaking world record, bro. but here’s the kicker – they’re using this insane energy to power the most lit minecraft server you’ve ever seen. like, you can build a house out of pure diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon. it’s like, next level stuff, man. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

UltraCraft: GeneTrackin’

Blood-Brain Barrier, brain function, brain health, Breakthrough, gene expression, Gene therapy, GeneTrackin, Innovative, medical advancements, medical technology, method, neurological disorders, neuroscience, non-invasive, Precision, research, Therapy, Tracking, Treatment, UltraCraft, Ultrasound, ultrasound imaging

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8545	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ultrasound method beats the blood-brain barrier to precisely track gene expression? well, look no further cuz we got it all here! come join us and witness the magic of genes being expressed in the most precise and epic way possible! who needs regular old mining and crafting when you can be tracking genes like a boss?! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft!

TwinScythe PVP City: Where Minecraft NPCs have better love lives than you do

bio fuel production, city, Curseforge, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, Furniture, lives, Loot, love, Minecraft, Mod Pack, monster spawners, music instruments, NPC family, Npcs, Paintings, PvP, QoL mods, TwinScythe, weather system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

TwinScythe PVP City Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided, but due to how large the city is finding your base will be hard. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars and planes with bio fuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided, but due to how large the city is finding your base will be hard. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars and planes with bio fuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is natural regeneration enabled on the server?	No, players must make potions or use other healing items to regenerate health.
Is there a land claim system on the server?	No, anyone can raid or be raided due to the absence of a land claim system.
What additional features are available on the server?	Players can interact with Minecraft Comes Alive, use guns, cars, and planes with bio fuel production, play music instruments, create paintings, and experience a new weather system with tornados.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server to get the mod pack and access to the server. Modpack is available on curseforge with the name “twinscythe RP”.
Is there a dynmap available for the server?	Yes, you can access the dynmap at http://185.150.190.162:2277/

3x3Craft: Shounen Server

3×3 Shounen edition Anime Manga Shounen Action Adventure Fantasy Comedy Superpowers Friendship Battle Training Teamwork Coming of age Heroic Fighting Determination Growth Rivalry Exciting, 3x3Craft, Server, Shounen

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	442
Dragon Eggs Found:	7650	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and building a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: It Should Have Been Minecraft SMP

alternative universe, Anime, dreams, fanfiction, fantasies, Girls Love, Lesbian, LGBTQ, longing, love, Manga, Minecraft, missed connections, relationships, romance, should have been, smp, unrequited love, what if, Wishful thinking, yearning, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6844	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJ’s and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a competitive llama racing league where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. Our server has a cursed treasure hunt where players must navigate through a maze of traps and puzzles to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it, whoever finds it will gain ultimate power in the server.

4. We have a prank war going on that has escalated to epic proportions. Players have turned entire villages into giant snow globes, replaced all the sheep with llamas, and even built a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky. You never know what hilarious chaos will ensue next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with insane adventures and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CarCam Minecraft Server

bad neighbor, CarCam, city parking, cooperation request, driving lessons, false accusations, false threats, filming on street, filming permit, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, note etiquette, parking etiquette, parking rules, parking ticket, police involvement, quiet block, quiet neighborhood, residential neighborhood, residential street, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama doesn’t exist! Join us and never worry about getting a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, because on our server, you can park wherever you want without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity without any annoying distractions.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to enforce ridiculous rules, just tell them to “deal with it” and continue on your merry way. We encourage a drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who appreciate your parking skills and don’t judge you for being a jerk? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft world!

EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, EthnicityCraft, fetish, fetishization, fetishizing, Hispanic, Identity, japanese, Mexican, mixed race, NoFetishizingAllowed, Race, Respect, Self Respect, Teen Drama, teen relationships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!