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CavemanCalorieCraft

ancestral lifestyle, ancient humans, burn calories, calorie storage, CavemanCalorieCraft, diet, energy expenditure, Evolution, Exercise, FITNESS, Food, health benefits, hunting, Longevity, metabolism, nutrition, paleo diet, physical activity, prehistoric humans, Survival, weight loss

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Block-Opioid Side Effects

addiction, BlockOpioid, drug abuse, drug development, drug discovery, effects, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecules, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, opioid receptors, opioids, pain management, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, receptor blocking, research, Side, side effects, treatments

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, java, Lore, Mayo, music maker mods, Polls, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7330

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, Minecraft, odd, off the wall, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, smp, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyComplimented

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Skillz4Blocks

Ability, acquire, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, develop, dream, Enhance, Expertise, Goal, Improvement, learn, long tail, Master, proficiency, skill, Skillz4Blocks, talent, wish

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Train Escape Fun Land

disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency evacuation, emergency response, Escape, evacuation, evacuation routes, Fun, gas shortage, hurricane evacuation, hurricane preparedness, hurricane zones, Land, mass transit, natural disasters, public transportation, traffic congestion, Train, train infrastructure, train network, train stations, train system, transportation infrastructure, transportation system

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3057	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2403
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	278899	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!