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CavemanCalorieCraft

ancestral lifestyle, ancient humans, burn calories, calorie storage, CavemanCalorieCraft, diet, energy expenditure, Evolution, Exercise, FITNESS, Food, health benefits, hunting, Longevity, metabolism, nutrition, paleo diet, physical activity, prehistoric humans, Survival, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	4770
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?

Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

acknowledges, BibooSo, BLOCK, collaboration, collaboration goals, Collabs, community engagement, Content Creation, creative partnership, digital art, fuwamoco, Fuwamocos, humor, internet culture, internet trends, madness, Meme culture, Minecraft, new, online collaboration, Party, shitposting meta, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BraceletBlocker99

14 karat gold, aunt, Bracelet, BraceletBlocker99, cousin conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family heirloom, family history, family legacy, family loyalty, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, generational heirloom, great grandmother, Inheritance, jewelry, personal belongings, sentimental value

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of family drama over inherited jewelry? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life craziness behind. On our server, you can mine for diamonds instead of arguing over bracelets. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about your crazy aunts trying to steal your loot. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

Advantages of being single, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, Single life, SingleAdvantagesMC, smp, solo adventures

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7729	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

BlockyBliss

achievement, aspirations, BlockyBliss, Contentment, Desires, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Life, missing, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MoonCraft: Project Fílos

advocacy, Astronomy, celestial bodies, differentiation, Earth’s moon, filos, Friend, Greek, Identity, Lunar, Moon, Mooncraft, name.., Naming, NOMENCLATURE, Planets, Project, Proposal, Satellite, Space, Unique, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!

JailbreakJuniorsMC

American youth, criminal justice system, diagnoses, family dynamics, family incarceration impact, family members, health disparities, incarceration, JailbreakJuniorsMC, long tail tags: youth mental health, matched sample, mental health, physical health, prevalence, public health, social determinants of health, total population, youth development, youth resilience., youth wellbeing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

RebelNetwork

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Adventure Building Farming Redstone Exploration PvPvE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide! What We Offer: Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?

rebelnetwork.minehut.gg

Simcraft

Arenas, Community, Cross-Play, Development, Dungeons, Economy, Fresh, Friendly, infancy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, SimCraft, Small, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Animals Bred:	154

A fresh server looking for new players!

We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!

play.simcraft.ca

Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

Adults, Adventure, camaraderie, Community, Connect, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Fun, markers, Mature Players, Minecraft, navigation, Performance, Plugins, SECURITY, smp, Trust, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1083
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
No Donations Needed	Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
Whitelisted Security	Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
Dynmap Navigation	Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
What kind of events can players participate in?	Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.